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"She made the most wonderfully awful noises," the man in the black suit said reflectively, "and she scratched her face
quite badly, I'm afraid. Her eyes bulged out like a frog's eyes. She wept." He paused, then added:
"She wept as she died, isn't that sweet? And here's the most beautiful thing of all. After she was dead . . .
after she had been lying on the floor for fifteen minutes or so with no sound but the stove ticking and with the little stick
of bee-stinger still poking out of the side of her neck--so small, so small--do you know what Candy Bill did? That little
rascal licked away her tears. First on one side . . . and then on the other." -Stephen King's EVERYTHING'S EVENTUAL
14 DARK TALES (The Man in the Black Suit)
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"Tampon expands width-wise to fit your unique form" -Tampon Box from under my sink
me: my side is itching!
dad: when it itches it means its healing
me: are you serious?
dad: i duno, just thought id sound good
lmaolmaolmao i'm sorry if you don't find that funny, but if you find the little things funny and you know my dad's funnyness
then you will think it's funny lmaolmaolmaolmaolmao i guess you would have to say it was a "you-had-to-of-been-there" thing
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"I Believe I Can Fly" R. Kelly
I used to think that I could not go on
And life was nothing but an awful song
But now I know the meaning of true love
I'm leaning on the everlasting arms
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
1 - I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
See I was on the verge of breaking down
Sometimes silence can seem so loud
There are miracles in life I must achieve
But first I know it starts inside of me, oh
If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it
Repeat 1
Hey, cuz I believe in me, oh
If I can see it, then I can do it
If I just believe it, there's nothign to it
Repeat 1
Hey, if I just spread my wings
I can fly
I can fly
I can fly, hey
If I just spread my wings
I can fly
Fly-eye-eye
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INTRO
Now, usually I dont do this, but go ahead and
Break em off a little prview of the remix
VERSE
Now
Im not tryin ta be rude but hey pretty girl Im feelin you
The way you do the things you do reminds me of my E Lexus Coup
Thats
why Im all up in your grill tryin ta get ya to a hotel
You must be a football coach the way you got me playin the field
B-SEC
So
baby give me that toot toot and let me give ya that beep beep
Runnin her hands through my fro
Bouncin on 24s while there
sayin on the radio
HOOK
Its the remix to Ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen
Mama rollin that body got every
man in here wishin
Sippin on Coke and rum Im like so what Im drunk
Its the freakin weekend baby Im about to have me
some fun
Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce (repeat)
Cmon
VERSE
Its like murder she wrote
Once I get
you out them clothes
Privacy is on the door
Still they can hear ya screamin more
Girl Im feeling what youre feelin
No more hopin and wishin
Im about to take my key and stick it in the ignition
B SEC
So give me that.
HOOK
BRIDGE
Cristal poppin in the stretch Navigator
They got food everywhere as if the party was catered
I got
fellas to my right and honies to my left
We bring them both together and we got jukin all night
Cuz after the show
its the after party yeah
And after the party its the hotel lobby
And around about 4:00 you gotta clear the lobby
Then
take it to your room and somebody
B SECTION
Can I get a ...
HOOK
(repeat)
Girl we off in the
this jeep
Foggin windows up
In the back of my truck
Blastin the radio
Bouncin up and down
Stroke it round
and round
To the re-mix
We just buggin out |
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